So I'm sitting at dinner with about 18 of my closest friends this weekend. We're laughing our heads off (well I'm kinda laughing everyone's heads off) and just having a good time. So we're in kind of a separate room from the main restaurant...someone said something hella funny (probably me...you know I laugh at my own jokes right?) and then I hear "ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff!!!" I look behind me and there is a WHOLE table of scaries looking at me and the lady who barked, barked again! I couldn't believe it but it wasn't my party so I couldn't do what I wanted to do: bark back! I mean, really...who barks anymore?! All just because we were having fun?! Gimme a break! I personally believe that we were their worst nightmare come to life...
There were seriously like 18 of us...black, white, black and white, persian, gorgeous gorgeous and gorgeous. All of us sitting there having the best time ever. Now, I understand that laughing for like 2 hours straight CAN be annoying but maybe they were just jealous that they were having a boring dinner and we weren't.
That made me think about the time that I thought this lady was purposely driving slowly to piss me off: I'm driving down this two-lane, very popular street. This lady in front of me was going sooooooo slow!! I was kinda riding her which makes me wanna die if someone does it to me but hey...So in true Summer fashion, I start honking my horn. Dude, I was totally at my breaking point! This lady was slamming on her brakes, BEFORE I started riding her, for no reason! I'm trippin! Honking my horn and throwing my hands up, totally irate for like no reason. Where did I have to be? I wasn't sure but I KNEW I didn't need to be behind her! We get to the stop light where there are now 4 lanes and I pull up next to her:
"WHY ARE YOU HONKING AT ME??!!! WHAT DID I DO TO YOU??!!"
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!! Was I really going to bat with this lady who wasn't trying to do anything to me??!!! How bad did I feel?! OMG! She kept repeating the same thing like she was about to cry!!!!!
"WHAT DID I DO TO YOU???!!!"
You know what I said? NOTHIN!!! I rolled up my window, whipped around the corner and laughed...only because I was totally embarrassed!!!!
Why did my barking encounter remind me of this lady?
4 comments:
No, I don't feel bad about that old lady at dinner the other night. She was crazy....we thought she was waving goodbye when she was making the yapping gesture and saying "yap yap yap yap" while she walked out of the restaurant!!! LOL
you're a bad person. the world isn't safe for little old ladies with you in it.
really.
HAHAHAHA!!! Please! Listen, God loves laughter! (not ilttle old ladies who bark!)
Post a Comment