Did She Just Say "Blackville"? OH NO SHE DIDN'T!!!

I find myself getting excited when I see that a new season of the Real World is about to begin...the drama is just way too good for me to pass up. Right?! I'm not so sure after the second episode of the Real World Hollywood.

As I'm getting introduced to the new cast I'm totally bored. MORE than bored...I'm falling asleep. Of COURSE the girl with the boyfriend is already getting flirty skirty with one of the guys all the while pretending that he likes her and she just doesn't know what to do about it. All in the first three days. There is a stripper, a rapper, and a guy who acts like he doesn't even know why he bothers to be living in the mansion in Hollywood on MTV, a girl who inevitably will spew some racist remarks and act totally oblivious tot he fact that what she is saying is totally inappropriate-like she has lived under a rock for the past 20-something years.

So I'm getting ready to write this season off, Kim and Sarah start talking about how Brianna is a stripper and just doesn't respect herself. I'm not gonna say I don't agree but I knew this was about to get ugly. And when I say ugly I mean gloriously entertaining. They call her into the room and start asking her questions like she's that three-legged baby in India. I'm literally sooooo annoyed. I'm wishing that Brianna wasn't so open because I knew these girls were just WAITING to throw all of the personal information she shared back in her face when...she tells them she got pregnant and had an abortion at 19 and that's when she started stripping. WHAT?! I'm not whating because of the aforementioned circumstances but because I can't wait to see the girls get caught talking about her in the bathroom while she HAPPENS to be standing right outside the door, tying her shoe.

Of course the roomies make their way out to some bar and drink and kiss and kiss and drink. I had no idea that the Real World had a limit of how many people were allowed at the house at once. Was anyone else surprised by this? I was...(was anyone surprised by how many black people they had on this cast? Just asking) So the roomies head back and Brianna wants to bring some music producers into the house-now everyone in L.A. is either a music producer, a movie producer or starting their own clothing line so this makes me laugh.

She gets mad that Kim's lame friends won't leave so that she can "start her career" and then all hell breaks loose. Brianna is pissed and Kim hears her going off about being pissed and then she says,"Brianna, don't get ghetto! Ok?! Don't get ghetto! Be normal!!"

Let me clear my throat...Sometimes Summer has to get "ghetto" and that is the most normal reaction in the world. AND I will say, if I may, that Kimmy Darling was getting quite ghetto herself but I guess in her head that doesn't apply because she doesn't live in Blackville....Oh NO SHE DIDN'T!!!!!!!! Did anyone ELSE notice Kim yelling "Fight me then! Fight me then!" Before Brianna hit the fence (which you all know hurt like a mother)?

Brianna had this look on her face like "Oh no she didn't!" and " I'm gonna cut her-The Wire style!" They are going off and then Kim yells "Go and get back on your stripper pole!" WHAT??!!! Now, she didn't need to say that (out loud) and she really needed to walk away after the ghetto comment...Am I the only one who really wanted Brianna to really show Kim how to get to Blackville? Just asking

You know those people who get a little too comfortable too soon and those people who don't respect you whatsoever so they don't take the time to actually think about what they are saying and don't really care? Yeah, that was Kim. I think my favorite part was when Kim was telling Sarah about what happened and she said something about Blackville and Sarah goes,"I think you should think about what you're saying..."

I don't know where Blackville is but maybe Kim can show me since she knows what people from Blackville are like...