Friday

Did I Just Quit Smoking?


Ok, so I've never smoked but I'm assuming letting go of Starbucks is the same as quitting smoking...

You know I'm about to fight somebody right now right? I was fine this morning...
totally fine. Didn't think about it, did miss it. What is it about 3:30 today that is making my skin crawl?!!! If I could bathe in some Starbucks right now, I would. I aint playin yall...It's rough right now...

I like encouragement. Don't get me wrong...I do. But when you want a single venti non-fat 1 extra pump of vanilla upside down caramel macchiatto, there isn't ANY encouragement that's gonna take that craving away...Sorry but an apple does NOT taste like a chocolate muffin.

It has been 15 minutes and I'm alive...

14 comments:

keli said...

did u run out of money?

keli said...

try some strong earl grey tea with lots of sugar and a dash of milk. way better than starbucks frappalocamacci-whatevers. There's nothing that can substitute a chocolate muffin--other than of course chocolate cake or nutella--but nothing that's better for you.

Samira said...

Ohhhh nutella! I love that stuff! Man, Keli... now I am craving nutella. Summer, why are you banning Starbuck's? Is it your encounters with the unstylish tranny's?

Anonymous said...

Yeah I wanna know too, why no more Starbies? Do you not like their new coffee cup design?

Summer said...

Starbucks and I have been having a run in with my waist yall...

Anonymous said...

If it helps any, I quit crack(I mean coffee) two weeks ago and I'm having a hard time too. I'm trying to be healthier before I turn 30 next month.

Unknown said...

good on you love. heaps. perhaps remembering that starbucks exploits coffee farmers in poor countries may help...

Summer said...

Sorry, that's not gonna help. Someone's gotta get the coffe right?! JUST KIDDING!

Samira said...

Summer, you are slacking off? Is it the Starbuck's withdrawal? You haven't posted anything in 5 days! WTH dude?? :oP

Hawmi said...

yay!! I stopped eating 3 hours before bed time in an effort to understand more fully what a waistline used to be like.. Last night was my first night of this..AWFUL. AWFUL. The world is awful!! Now I have someone to commiserate with :-) :-( grrrrr.

Summer said...

Thanks Hawms...we can talk about this over carrots and rice crackers...

Yo! Annyong!: Taking a Rest from America said...

starfux is for losers so i never drank it, but i DO have a naw ruz resolution to become grown&sexy (G&S) so i'm trying to stop wearing mismatched socks. is that kind of the same thing?

Summer said...

It's definitely in the same family...

Hawmi said...

hahahaha.. zhaleh.. G&S.. hahaha.. i want that resolution too..i'm gonna steal it!