The Hug...

Dear David...I love you.

My Only Question For The Day

When did it become ok for a guy who lives with his girlfriend and has 3 kids to holler?

So I met this guy last week. He called and we were talking for over an hour and a half...I'm like,"So, do you have any kids?" Why was he like,"Yeah I have 3..." Ok, whatever...I want 6 kids so whatever right? (wrong!)

He's like, "I have a 12 year old, a 2 1/2 year old and a 10 month old."

"Whoa! What happened there?! Are you and the baby's mom still together?"

Why was he like "yeah"?

I was like,"Do you guys all live together or something?"

"Yeah...We just have problems that I don't know how to fix."

FOR REAL??!!! FOR REAL REAL??!!!!

So I'm like, "Do you think that maybe getting girl's numbers and talking to them for over an hour while you should be at home with your 3 kids is part of the problem?" Of course he said no...

Why was he like, "Can I still take you to lunch tomorrow?" HAHAHAHAHA!

I'm like,"What do you think?"

He says,"I think you're beautiful and I would like to call you tomorrow around noon to see if you're hungry?"

Wow.

For the Lover in You...

It finally happened yall...it finally happened...

So you all know how I feel about the yummy yummy David Banner. Well, I met him about a month ago and I'm still smiling (just as hard as a I am in this picture)!

I'm at Luckie for his album release party, right? When he gets there, he's standing there without anyone around him just looking good...so good...I walked over to him nervous as hell. Now, when I say nervous as hell, I mean it. I didn't want to trip and I didn't want to start stuttering or some mess and then have him think I wasn't marriage material. Hello?

I walk up to him and I say, "I just want to let you know that I'm in love with you..." He says BACK to me,"Aww...thank you baby." Yes, he called me baby. Hi Hater!

HE THEN TAKES MY HANDS AND BOWS HIS HEAD ALL THE WAY DOWN TO MY HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was speechless and I know you guys can't believe that but I was. Still gorgeous but totally speechless. Let me tell you about this hug yall...he hugged me so good. he hugged me like he was trying to win the "Longest Hug" contest. He was all up in my neck and thangs. He hugged me so long that people started snapping pictures! I kid you not! AND I will repeat: HE was hugging ME! So luscious....

So later I had to get a picture with him. I HAD TO!!! So my friend walks up and says,"Can I take a picture with you and my friend?" Why was he looking RIGHT AT ME smiling so sexily (yeah sexily) and he said,"Of course! Of course!"

I didn't give him my number ONLY because I don't want to tell our kids that mommy and daddy met at the club ;)

SATC

Now, you all know I want to blog about Sex and the City but I just can't right now because I don't want my hand to fall off...but I will say that it was deliciously delicious and if you haven't seen it yet, get with the program!

The Cutest Thing Ever...(for right now until she does something else cute...)

So my niece is seriously the perfect slice of pie...that's why we call her Pie...

She always comes up with the most clever little questions and observations. So you know how people spell things around little kids so that they don't know what is going on? Well, my Pie is picking up on it...

The other day she goes up to my sister and says,"Mama, if I wear a D-R-U-S-S will I be a princess?"

Seriously, kill yourself that's so cute!

My Biggest Pet Peeve

I've made a list...I know it says my biggest as in I only have 1 but please, this is me...yall know I have like 20 biggest pet peeves...

• People talking in the movie theater like they're sitting in their living room...I was watching Sex and the City for the second time on Friday night. I was soaking it all in. I mean, I was trying to soak it all in but these girls next to us were answering questions that Carrie was asking in the movie; one of the girls was stomping her feet at another point...I mean, really? Are you for real? For real for real?
• When I'm at Starbucks and they read my drink back but they shorten it...Example: "Hi, I'll have a grande caramel frappaccino ?" "Ok so that's a grande caramel frappaccino with a shot? Anything else?" "Uh, yeah that's just half a shot." "Yeah, a grande caramel frappaccino with a shot..." Like I'm the jerk or something!!! It's like, don't read it back to me wrong and then act like I'm the jerk for correcting you. Like what if I go to Houston's and I'm like,"I'll have the ribs..." and the waiter is like,"Ok, so you'll have the hamburger...anything else?" DUMB! I'm aware that there are other things to be angry about...ok? Thanks
• People tailgating when they could just go around me...

Smooches!

My Favorite(est) Song In The Whole World (at the moment)

Ok, so, sometimes I scare myself...

sometimes I hear a song that is so great that I want to listen to it on repeat for a whole week...let me stop...I DO listen to it on repeat. It never gets old. So I'm sitting in my car listening to my favorite song at the moment (Bun B's "You're Everything") I start to have an intervention with myself. Now, I've listened to this song at least 6,000 times since Saturday and it still isn't getting old!

I started to realize that it is because my husband, David Banner, is in it...I love him. One of my friends told me a story about when he met him a few years ago. It went something like,

"Did I ever tell you about the time I met David Banner? Yeah he came into my job...He's so down to earth. I wanted to tell him something so I asked him if he had a minute and you know what he said?"

Me: (OMG! I'm dying inside!! I hope he said, "Do you know a girl name Summer because I think I'm supposed to run into her one day and marry her...") "No what did he say?!

"Hey, I'm one of the coolest mother f&%@#*s you will meet. So tell me what you want to tell me. What's up?" (-David Gorgeous Banner)

Is it wrong that I loved that? Is it? I don't care. I love him...

The Roach Whisperer

Alright...sorry y'all...it has been a while. I'm sorry...friends again? Good.

Let me start this off by saying that I think I would handle a masked murderer better than I handle a roach...So I recently moved. As soon as I walked into the kitchen with my U-haul outside, messily stuffed with all of my earthly possessions (David Beckham on the cover of Vanity Fair circa 2004, Posh and Becks on the cover of W Magazine circa 2007, the Vanity Fair with Kimora spilling her guts about Russell and how she isn't scared to beat a "B" down)-you know, all of my earthly possessions...), I see two roaches crawling merrily on the wall. Oh wait, did you just read that? Yeah y'all, 2 ROACHES were chillin on my KITCHEN wall!!! I wanted to die inside and throw my body to the floor crying but I had like 7 people over so that wouldn't turn out well.

I had about 3 weeks of putting my trash in the fridge, living out of my bags (yeah I don't use boxes to move...get there), and just wanting to die everytime I was at home. After a few letters threatening to sue and many many crying fits on the phone to my management office, the roaches were gone. YES! Freedom! I can't even remember what my place was like with those nasty...OMG! I think roaches are God's way of telling me that He knows that I talk mess! OH NO!!!!! That's my punishment??!!! OMG! If that's the case I will NEVER EVER talk about how much I don't like what Mischa Barton has become and how I desperately wish Keisha Cole would stop with that blonde hair and how Khloe Kardashian would really be prettier if she wasn't so mean and immature...OMG!

I digress...I realized on Saturday night that I have officially hit rock bottom. I don't mean the eatery...I mean the bottom of the barrel...the moment when, if you had a mirror, you would look at yourself and say,"What have you become to deserve this?! I told you that thinking that Justin's stock totally went down when he started dating Cameron Diaz wasn't really fair to think and that Rumor Willis really probably didn't get the short end of the stick...She probably does look like her mom circa 1999 pre-Ghost..." I'm talking to my mom...I had a really great day. I'm on my way to pick up something from a friend. Y'all, I'm gonna need you to sit down for a second...Ready?

WHY DID I SEE A ROACH POP HIS NASTY BODY OUT OF THE VENT OF MY CAR????!!!

I think I'm seeing things so I look again. That MOTHER is walking on my dash y'all!!!!!!!!! I HAVE to get a grip before I lose it. I am driving afterall. "Mom...uh...I...uh...I...uhh..hold on..." I guess I hung up the phone. I stopped my car (yes in the middle of the road-you would too if a roach the size of a mini Snickers bar-you know the "fun size" which I think is a crock because wouldn't fun size be like the size of my head?), hopped out but not before grabbing my purse. Sorry but Louis didn't do anything to deserve that. I couldn't leave him behind...I'm standing by my car screaming like I just got car-jacked. Now, I understand that this is LIKE crying wolf but it isn't. I don't care what you say. This was no joke.

The thing about this roach was that it walked out wearing his Kanye West "shutter shades" (that was his swagger at least) like he was on vacation!!! When he saw me, he walked his nasty ass right back into the VENT!!!!! How could I possibly EVER drive that car again knowing (knowing is the operative) that there was a roach chillin with my coolant?! What do you have to do to have a ROACH crawl out of your vent WHILE you're driving WHILE on the phone with your mom who is in California helplessly waiting for a call back from her hyperventilating daughter who said hold on but really hung up?! All I have ever done is MAYBE openly judge someone who had a Baby Phat purse with matching wallet...that's all...well...this isn't confession!

I realize that I gotta get it back out of the vent and dead like NOW! I turned into straight up MacGyver in like 2 seconds! I saw a water bottle that was previously sharing a seat with Louis, I grabbed it, threw on the vents full blast, Roachy McRoachster stumbled out, I smashed it ON THE DASH!!!!!!!! It fell on the console...I threw the bottle and this napkin that I used to clean the guts out into...uhh...a waiting trash can?...I literally stand outside of the car screaming and jumping around for about 5 straight minutes. Have you ever just screamed and jumped around for FIVE straight minutes??!!! If you haven't, you will if a roach ever crawls out of your vent!

After I can't scream anymore and I'm realizing that I'm kinda dodging cars now, I notice that my phone is blowing up. MOM!!!!!!!!!! She's like,"Summer...was there a roach or something?!" HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA! I'm telling you guys!!!! I don't do well with roaches!

OH HELL NO!!!!

This is gonna have to be short but..

has ANYONE seen the latest pics of Britney? Homegirl looks pregnant...again. I didn't believe it at first but I keep seeing all these pictures. I'm sorry, I'm freaking out!!! WTF??!!! You're gonna have to go here to see it...thoughts??!!!

http://www.x17online.com/

Alright, Let's Just Have It Out...Lauren or Heidi...

Now, I personally can't stand Heidi. That's just me. BUT if you aint with me get out!!!

I'm watching the episode last night and I'm almost feeling bad for Heidi because Lauren is having a great time going to parties, shopping, laughing, loving and narrating...Heidi is busy complaining, being a beggar, pumping them lips and not narrating...

So Spencer and Heidi (don't let Heidi tell you she didn't have anything to do with it!) start this nasty rumor about Lauren and Jason having a "tape"...now whether it was true or not, they started the rumor. We all know they did. It's not like we don't all know that. Please. Then not only did they put the rumor out there, they spread it around and around and around and talked so much junk about Lauren that it ultimately made them look stupid. So now Heidi is all sad because she doesn't have any friends and Spence is getting on her last natural collagen free nerve. She goes and pretty much begs her way back into Audrina's little heart.

All the junk they talked about Heidi, you would think that Audrina would not let Heidi into her circle of trust. I know some people have a problem with not forgiving...I don't. I have had my fair share of make-ups and break-ups but DAMN! No one started a rumor that got into tabloids about me...I know some people think that Lo and Lauren are being mean to Audrina but give me a break. Audrina's bringing back shady Justin Bobby and befriending Heidi...I wouldn't want her around either. It doesn't really matter what they say though because Audrina just stares up into the sky...

Spence is sleeping on his sisters couch, drinking chai bubble drinks at 11am and not doing anything with his life. Heidi and Spencer started the feud and now Heidi wants to reconcile only because she wants to be in the mix again...I say: OH NO SHE DIDN'T!!!!

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After further discussion...I have decided to add a little list of things Lauren doesn't have to forgive:

1. The "tape" rumor wasn't just something that their little group heard. It was on the cover of US Weekly!!! HELLO!!!!


2. Spencer and Heidi were talking about it everywhere. And when I say everywhere, I don't mean at lunch and at the mall...they were on Ryan Seacrest and Regis and Kelly and junk!


3. Heidi needs to not mention Lauren ONCE while she's in an interview and MAYBE that would show that she wants to be friends with Lauren...thank you.